Preparation for the Future!

I watch entirely too much zombie stuff. Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, The Walking Dead, all the Resident Evils, I mean it's ridiculous! So I have started thinking: what would happen if there was really a zombie apocalypse, and how can I protect my family? I told my sister I want an automatic bow and arrow for Christmas this year. I figure, it's never too early to start planning. I can't really go into too much detail about my plans, I mean many of the things I intend to do are illegal, but I kind of feel that a general sense of anarchy will ensue after the zombies take over. Don't worry, once it happens, I will detail my plans online so you can join us or do the same in your area.

We already live in a far off area, so my hopes are that we will be able to fortify our home before the full zombie invasion gets up here. We already have plenty of bats, hammers, axes, shovels, you know quiet weapons. I think one of the most important things to do, after fortifying our home, will be obtaining enough food and water for 3 months minimum. Reason for that is most of the human population will have been eaten and will have become walkers so that when we do eventually come out of our home we won't have to fight people for food. Just zombies for our lives!

This is purely hypothetical. I mean the world could go down in a blaze of glory by means of the Anti Christ. I have a totally other plan in store for that. I'm Roman Catholic, and proudly display my crucifix on my chest. I have no fantasies of being brought immediately to heaven with 144,000 people. Not me. I'm good, but not THAT good! No I'll be left behind to deal with the shit that happens, and I'm ok with that, because I have a plan. Eventually, AC's minions will come for Catholics to join him and I won't do it, so I'll have to hide. Unfortunately, fortifying my house won't cut it because AC's minions will have the backing of the world military and just blow my little ass up. My close friends know my intentions and are actually going to join up with me when that time comes, if that time comes.

Again this is hypothetical. We could just all be exploded by a meteorite that comes too close and causes world devastation. I haven't actually formulated a plan for that scenario yet. I'm more worried about the damn zombies, to be honest! 

Next time: Need to get back on track